Sunday, November 26, 2017

I am going to fletch hundreds of thousands of headless arrows and make millions of $$ in the process.

Thursday, August 17, 2017

The adventures of Danbridge in Geilinor.

Ok, So I guess I was born and raised in Ashdale. When I Had enough XP, they shipped me to Taverly Docks. I had no armour, no money. Just a few tools. I was weak and hungry. I ran for my life all the way to the GE. I did not stop for anything. When I got to the GE, I chopped the 16 trees and sold the logs. I did that until I had a few thousand gold pieces. Then I bought full bronze armour and a 2H sword and went and paid the cows a visit down South toward Lumbridge.
  When I arrived, I started swinging my sword at the cows. They fought back! Thank goodness I was wearing armour. After about 5 swings, the cows finally died. They left behind meat for me to eat, and hides for me to tan and sell.
 Let's face it, you cannot survive Gielinor without being a warrior first. The monsters on that planet would consume you in very little time. I suggest you get all melee stats up to at least level 50. You wont be considered such a noob anymore.

Sunday, July 2, 2017

Fear me.

Do you not fear me?
Why is it that you approach me with such a degree of confidence?
Do you not stand in awe of my presence?
Fear me I say!
You should tremble, your knees should buckle. You will fall to your knees and grovel before me. You will beg my forgiveness.
Fear me.

If you have no fear for me, then by all means do bring it. My fists are clenched in a ragestorm that has your name on it. Your blood shall fill the rivers and lakes of your community.
I have spoken.
Fear me.

Saturday, June 24, 2017


She charges me rent and then locks me out of the house.  She keeps my food stamps. I am locked out of the house with no food.  This sucks.